15 Things You Never Said Before You Got Breast Implants

Being a new mom, I'm finding myself saying things that I'm genuinely shocked to hear coming out of my mouth. Things like...

"I don't care if it's 8 o'clock. I'm ready for bed."

And honestly, getting breast implants was no different for me. Even today, there are things that I'm surprised to find myself thinking or saying. But don't get me wrong... Most of those surprising thoughts and comments are good things!

Today, I thought I would share some of those with you. And if you've already had your breast augmentation, I think you'll be able to relate :-)

"Wow, that lady has really nice boobs. I'll bet they're 400cc's."

Marge Simpon with Big Boobs
Marge Simpon with Big Boobs

"Oh I'm so sorry! My girls got in the way...."

Girl Pouting
Girl Pouting

"My boobs are too small. They're only a D-cup."

Working Out with Breast Implants
Working Out with Breast Implants

"Well, crap. Looks like I'm never doing that exercise again..."

Cat Sitting on Boobs
Cat Sitting on Boobs

"Seriously, cat... get off my boobs."

Emily Ratajkowski Boobs and Cleavage
Emily Ratajkowski Boobs and Cleavage

"Hey Babe... Do you think this dress shows too much cleavage?"

Anime Lifting Sunglasses
Anime Lifting Sunglasses

"Sweetheart, quick! Look at her... how do you like her boobs?"

Jenny McCarthy Bouncing Her Boobs
Jenny McCarthy Bouncing Her Boobs

"For God's sake... yes! Fake boobs still bounce. See?"

Emma Stone Frustrated
Emma Stone Frustrated

"You don't have this bra in a 30DD do you? Didn't think so..."

Kaley Cuoco Black Dress
Kaley Cuoco Black Dress

"My girls look AMAZING tonight!"

Sure
Sure

To your friends who ask if they can touch them... "Sure."

Girl Shaking Her Boobs
Girl Shaking Her Boobs

"Oh my god! I can actually feel them moving!!!"

Zooey Deschanel Terrible Idea
Zooey Deschanel Terrible Idea

"Treadmills? That's a terrible idea."

Katy Perry Bouncing Boobs
Katy Perry Bouncing Boobs

"So that's why I need to get a high-impact sports bra..."

Disappointed
Disappointed

"Oh that top is cute!! Nevermind... it has a built-in shelf bra."